Sunday, January 27, 2008

Pigglet Me and Giffie


Yesterday when we walked into the cinema to see saw4 we were convinced that nausea would be the worst part of our day… Not for a moment did Piglet and I think that we would be needing and overdose of Rescue and a stiff brandy to calm our nerves while Stiffla and Will pushed my car out of a ditch…
I shit you not people….
We had a bit of fumble when an Ass-hat skipped a stop street and came careering at my cars side.
Having to swerve into the next lane in the sight of oncoming traffic would not have been so much of an issue if I was driving a Scooby or an Evo… but as fate would have it I was driving my little Giffie a front wheel drive corsa lite with a stock suspension and the only modifications being the 15” rims we had fitted the day I got her (and make no mistake those rims were the difference between ending up on our roof and ending up on the wheels).
Our swerve brought us ass about face across the road drifted like a pro and then did a side wheels only barrel into a deep muddy ditch on the side of the road while I try fight the urge to put foot flat on the brakes.
We came to a stop thanks to the mud, once I had pried my arm off of Piglets chest where I pinned her when the shit struck I got out and started swearing at said ass-hat in long alliterated stanzas… I swore at everything while little pigs sat breathing deeply, eyes wide as saucers she kept saying “its okay Lee, Its okay”
I said not it wasn’t and kept swearing…. Later I was told that people understand because that’s how I deal with things….
Pigglet only started crying when Stiffla and Will found us about 5 min later.
I didn’t stop swearing until the stiff brandy put me to sleep.

So people that was my and Pigglets very near brush with death… I am refraining from sharing with you what I wish upon ass-hat and his silver Polo who by the way did not as much as break to check if we were alright because I may get arrested…

8 comments:

sweetass RSA said...

wow, glad you're ok...

Szarek(Will) said...

Shit when me and Stiffla saw you our hearts sank

Nosjunkie said...

Damn I can only imagine

Nosjunkie said...

By the way...
I would just like to say thanks a span to my boys Stiffla and Will for what you guys did yesterday... you guys took such good care of us and looked after us so nicely

thanks guys

Diva said...

I'm glad to hear you're not hurt.
That's really scary.

Claudia said...

Holy Crap!! I'm glad you're ok but what an asshole!! That other driver!! AARGH!

angel said...

oh my word thats bloody horrible!!! i'm so glad you're all okay!

Nosjunkie said...

Thanks guys... "onkruid vergaan nie" or "weeds just dont die" Il be here for a long time yet